Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Mushy Gushy Moments

There are few moments in life that make you feel as gross as when you go number two after a walk that has made you sweaty in your "no-no" area.

That's probably an overshare, but this is my blog. =)
Have a nice day!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Can I Buy Some CrackBerrys?

They aren't kidding when they give it that name... I used to lovingly refer to my addiction as "BlackBerry Fever," but I might as well just refer to them as crack, and I can only see my addiction getting worse once this little bundle of awesomeness reaches me in the mail later this week.  

It all started with Juana, a co-worker of McKai's, who sparked his thirst for a BlackBerry smart phone.  I don't mean to make it sound like we had never thought of it before; this is a phone we've both been drooling over for a while.  Once Juana told McKai that we could both get BlackBerry Pearls if I just renewed my contract, the race was on.  Well, AT&T didn't renew, but we did find a great deal on a BlackBerry Curve on eBay.  We quickly bought it, and will be buying McKai's very soon for a refurbished price.  We bypassed the Pearls and went straight to "Big-Boy BlackBerrys."  

I'm a geek... and an addict.  What can I do?

Friday, February 6, 2009

All the Single Ladies...


"A female is a female version of a hustler. Of a of a of a hustler of a of a hustler." - Beyonce

That's about all I have to say about that. Hate me if you will, but I'm a sucker for Beyonce's sweet vocal stylings. That woman could put the Constitution of the United States to some kick ass beats and vocal runs, and I would melt all over this country. I'd be so much more interested in them after that that it would be like the American was slapped back into me at lightning speed by the baby Jesus.

Note: There are other artists to whom I would hand out this compliment, but I was thinking of Beyonce right now because I'm about to get her Sasha Fierce album for free. Cha Ching!

Free fits my budget. I'm sure the sassy diva in my picture would agree. We are in a recession and all.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Long Beautiful Hair

Today I thought about hair--a department in which I've been blessed. But I've always had this uncanny ability to notice when people have changed theirs. It isn't that I think this is some kind of a trait with which I was born; I just think I'm quite observant when it comes to hair. And you know that people love this. They always say things like, "You're like the only person that noticed my hair." Yeah, that person is me.

I love hair. I really am loving her hair ---->
Happy hair days.

Monday, January 26, 2009

No Crying on Mondays

Have you ever had one of those mornings when you're so tired that things just happen? They happen without any explanation at all--almost as if by magic. Maybe it will be more clear after I explain:

I was drinking a cup of coffee this morning at work trying desperately to wake up. At one moment, I'm bringing the cup down toward my lap, the next moment there is coffee all over my pants and the floor. Why would I spill the coffee on myself deliberately? They were my favorite pants! That's the kind of morning I had.. Needless to say, a nap was in order.

Madame Gaston, Can't You Just See It?

I finally cracked open the GRE study books tonight in hopes to finish my vocabulary flash cards. Did I manage to make a nice stack of flash cards? Yes. Did I even make a dent in the vocab list? No! I've even been skipping words that are familiar to me and words that I can remember quite easily, so this is just quite a process. The way I look at the situation is that if I have to take this test again in my near future, then I suppose it will be nice to have the flash cards already made out.

An interesting thing happened while I was studying, though. Have you realized the "high" language in Disney films? Well, I don't know if you would call the vocabulary list for the GRE high language, but then again, I suppose that is dependent on the individual. I was making out cards tonight, and I ran across a word that seemed quite new to me: boor. A boor is someone who is rude and inconsiderate (just in case some of you out there are also prepping for your GRE, but also to move along with my blog). Immediately, I realized that Belle sings this after Gaston insists she marry him. I believe she says to the chickens, before breaking out in song, "Can you believe him? That boorish, brainless." These words have been sitting right underneath my nose! Well, needless to say, I won't be forgetting boor on the GRE if it is presented to me. Or the word clandestinely (meaning to run away and hide something or one's self) because I realized it was in a song to the musical Wicked. Glinda sings it in the song "Popular" when she says she knows that Elphaba (Wicked Witch of the West) will embrace her popularity secretly. Now, if I could just attach all my words to pop culture icons...

But let's face it; do we really dislike Gaston that much? I sure like him better than the GRE. Sure, he needed an attitude adjustment, but when he ripped open his shirt in the pub to reveal all that magnificent hair on his chest, I knew I was in love with a cartoon. Oh well, smile and say, "Churl!" everyone.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

More Bars in More Places

This is the most amazing phone that I've ever owned... and I still want a new one. BAH!